MS ATTACK!!!
The other day my office received mail from Microsoft... It turns out the shark is out for some fishbits... Instead of the usual software promotional leaflets/letters/brochures, we received a very polite message..
"We are here to help u keep track of the licensed softwares ur company own. Please cross-check with our list. If u have recently bought a licensed software that is not on our list, please notify us. We would appreciate it if u could fax us the cross-checked software information by August the 31st."
In the letter, the list of microsoft licensed products bought by Ametis Technology, Ltd was zero. zip. nothin. Of course u dimwit! We are 100% microsoft-free! The reply fax should be "WE USE LINUX YOU DIMWIT!"
That shark aint gettin a piece of this smallfry ;)
Bill Gates's wife was talking to her stylist in the salon.
Stylist: it must be nice to have a husband that can conjure cash and get u whatever u want.
Wife: yes, but thers still somethin missin
Stylist: what is it?
Wife: the sex is awful...
Stylist: how come?
Wife: his [censored] is just like his company... micro and soft..
~in the free world, who needs windows and gates? it only increases ur bill.. :)
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