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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

How do you get a raise and a promotion at the office?

Here's a secret on how to do it fast:
the conditioning:
be dilligent and go to the office every morning and be in time for one month.
always look busy.

and here's the secret:
after that month, take a few days off without a leave. not in a row though..
take 1 day off almost every 2 weeks. and dont forget to make lame excuses such as "family reasons","sick in bed", etc.. also take half a day off.. go to the office after lunch..

the point of these actions is to provide the illussion that you are doing interviews for another company. if you play your cards right and have a small discussion about your future career at the company, the raise and promotion may just be waiting around the corner :)

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1 Comments:

At 9:03 AM, Blogger indigo wine said...

either gue bakal dipromosiin.... or get fired =P

hahahaha, absen tanpa cuti... betapa menyeramkannya...

 

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