in a chicken farm, there was an old rooster who was no longer productive. he can no longer make the chickens lay eggs regularly. and dat is y the farmer bought a new younger rooster. Thus the conversation between d2 roosters:
old rooster: ur a new player here, while im experienced..how bout if we negotiate.. there r 10chickens here. how bout i take 4, and u take 6?
young rooster: bah! no way old dude.. im young n in my peak. i should handle all d 10chickens. u should just retire..
old rooster: since ur so hardheaded, how bout we have a 100m dash-match? winner takes all!
young rooster: haha. ur on old dude.. thers no chance i'd lose
old rooster: ok, but since im old, how bout if u give me a 20m head start?
young rooster: no problem.
... and so the race starts. the old rooster gets a 20m head start.. 50m from d finish line, the distance between them is only 15m.. 20m from d finish line, d distance is 10m.. 5m from d finish line, d young rooster almost catches up 2d old rooster.. and then just as d young rooster was about catch up, ther was a loud bang and he suddenly stops and dropped dead..
not far from d race, the farmer lowers his staill-smoking rifle and curses, "dammit! thats the 4th gay rooster i bought this week!"
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