I have a friend abroad. He's not the monogamous type. He likes to bring girls home. The dumb thing is he sometimes have more than one girl. A regular were Claire and Scarlett. A bit of the twist is that they don't like 3somes. So my bud had to choose one over the other. Scarlett is a bit jealous that my bud chose Claire to the room. She finds me online and started complaining yadda yadda.. blablabla boring complaining stuff.
"she's a slut", "I'm sexier", "why did he pick her over me"..
I tried soft talk.. didn't stop her complaining..
I tried hard talk... got called mean and an asshole.
So I tried getting a bit philosophical...
Scarlett is a typical blond.
Btw, blond jokes are parabolic, but not too far stretched.
lol.
peeeye00 (19:27:52): okay. peeeye00 (19:28:09): do u know why he likes ur friend more:? xxxxxxxx (19:29:16): why? peeeye00 (19:29:34): this is a bit philosophical peeeye00 (19:29:39): because she is not you peeeye00 (19:29:43): because you are not her peeeye00 (19:30:00): because of the same reason, someone else will like you more than her peeeye00 (19:30:19): because if you were like her, you both would be like everyone else. peeeye00 (19:30:25): the world would be BORING peeeye00 (19:31:05): I LIKE the fact that people are different peeeye00 (19:31:19): I LIKE the fact that I like someone more than others. peeeye00 (19:31:33): or else it would just be too fucking confusing peeeye00 (19:31:37): not to mention BORING xxxxxxxx (19:31:47): too much peeeye00 (19:32:58): no two person is the same peeeye00 (19:33:07): which is why some will like one more than the other peeeye00 (19:34:23): and that is NORMAL in lifepeeeye00 (19:35:17): is this making sense to u? xxxxxxxx went idle at 19:41:48.
I think I bore her to sleep.
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Facebook, 9 Dec 2008
My friend is getting ready for a 3some action at his apt..
His brother's gf is bringin 2 single ladies home for him.. (good brother, eh?)
I may post the story bout it later... this was via fb around 4pm.
Jxxxx
girls r overt
over*
Api
what?
ok
have fun
dont forget to record the action
Jxxxt
what u doin they say ur cute
Api
who
Jxxxt
the girls that r over
Api
how should i know? how do they know what i look like anyhow
oops... 4.30pm. time to go... maybe I'll continue this post later...
lmfao
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What a way to start the week!The recruitment process was doing fairly well... Not many complaints or questions from the candidates. We had found no problem.. Until it was time to tabulate the data.
On Monday, we found one information was not inserted into the database. This data was quite crucial as it was one of the information to be used to filter the candidates.
So to get this data, we had to contact 1600 candidates that had qualified using other filters. One person is about 10 seconds, so that would be 16000 seconds, or 4.5 hours right? wrong. DEAD WRONG! many people did not pick up the phone and when they did, they seemed reluctant to put the phone down until they ask every single detail. 1 hour and only 60 people called with 45 answers. It was around 6PM when we started to do this.
Find plan B. My wife helped out by looking for a sms broadcast software and finding a way to connect the phone book to the database contacts. I then made a sms format that basically says "we are verifying the candidate data for the XYZ recruitment. Please reply to this text message with the format #name#[required data]#. thank you."
On Monday, we were at the office until 12AM++ doing this. Making sure the sms broadcast worked before daring to leave it. We were a bit edgy because some candidates tried calling the number, causing the sending to pause. We were afraid it might disconnect. Finally got home around 1AM and woke up early to reach the office at 7AM. This is because the report deadline was on Tuesday.
We sent this to all 1600 and received around 1200 responses within 2 days. The next thing to do was to parse the data and update the database. This took a bit of manual labor because some candidates sent the sms using a different number or did not use the correct format. This accounted for about 10% of the responses. It wasn't a difficult job, just takes a bit of time to do.
The whole incident was actually fun, in a way... but unfortunately my cellphone and my wife's had been used as a media for sending the sms so I had been unreachable since Monday night. Because we want to get as much data as possible, it will not be reachable until a couple of days.
A lot of thanks to my wife, coz without her we'd have to manually call 1600 candidates.
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