Thursday, June 30, 2005
A COLORFUL day..
It felt like a routine ordinary day. Except for two things.. I don't hav 2 drive 2day (All because
ccp offered me a ride(actually i begged her for d ride 2save my gas cash hehe)).. and im going to my beloved ex-campus.. :D
So I arrived @her house about 8.30.. and to my surprise
maya was also there. And sylvia(i havnt found her blog yet) was also planning 2join us.. So the 4 of us started our journey to campus..but wait! d car needs 2b fed(filled wit gas).. so we queued @d nearest and almost depleted gas station.. Suddenly a pink glittery car entered d station.. d driver was male.. my 1st thought was "what da...?".. d girls in d car had mixed opinions from "what da.." to "wow cool".. but one opinion was d same..."the guy is so cute" >.<
after d gas station we faced little traffic n arrived in campus in an hour.. I went 2d JST room n met
adhit n
amri. we discussed office issues..[CONFIDENTIAL] stuffs i cant post :)~
after dat, we went to see d person i came 2 campus 2c... bizniz purposes n also [CONFIDENTIAL] :p The result was more than satisfying n will do good 4d bizniz :D
by then it was 4pm and the rain was pouring... not just hard, but bloody blizarring.. i called
ccp n asked when she was planning 2go home so i can hitch a free ride again hehe... but she said her group was planning 2do a final assignment for SisDis.. and will probably go home after 9pm hiks hiks.. well, waiting for her is better than going home in d rain n probably facing a hell of a traffic jam caused by floods all over jkt.. hehe..
so here i am in JST killing time writing blogs... yes, a colorful day.. it may not seem a fun day 2others, but it is 2me :D very different... it makes me think about the balance of the universe n chaos theory.. about how a small whiff of wind can bcome a tornado somewher else.. well, my day has been very different than every other day... and all bcoz(i think) i hitched a ride2campus..
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005
APOLOGY:
I would like to apologize for the quality of my postings prior to this. They were posted while I was under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Future postings will undergo methods of quality control before visible to the public. I regret of any negative impact my previous postings might have had on the reader(s)
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hehe.. no, im kidding.. i really DO think that my previous postings have been quite low in quality...hahaha.. u'll only see better (though maybe just slight) postings in the future.. :D
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hehe got this from a website describing blokM girls..
Warnings and labels that we'd like to see on the Blok M girls - a growing collection created by the Reveller and his visitors.
• | Excessive use may leave you with a permanent grin. |
• | This product may not look and perform the same in daylight. |
• | Overenthusiastic use may result in hard-to-explain scratches, gouges and teeth marks. |
• | Regular use may lead to delusions of ownership. |
• | Slippery when wet. |
• | Indiscriminate and careless use may seriously damage your marriage. |
• | Using this product will sap and impurify your precious bodily fluids. |
• | Bra size is for illustration only. Actual size of contents may vary. |
• | Unsupervised usage may double your bar bill. |
• | Before awarding permanent status consider the total cost of ownership. |
• | Mix with alcohol for optimum performance. |
• | Repeated use of this and similar products may lead to a life of dissipation and debauchery. |
• | Exceeding the prescribed dose may be dangerous for those with a dicky ticker. |
• | This is the sort of girl your mother used to warn you about. |
• | This product conforms to ISO 6969. |
• | Giving your handphone number may cause irreparable damage to your professional and personal reputations. |
• | Use once then dispose of carefully. |
• | Caution - may seriously inflate your ego. |
• | If totally pissed remember it's the second hole from the back of the neck. |
• | Bras and panties in trouser pockets or behind car seats are a major cause of marital breakdown. |
• | Directions for use: take two in the evenings, marriage should clear up in two to three weeks. |
• | Warning: wants to suck the wallet, too. |
• | Heavy intake of these portions could leave you breathless and limp. |
• | Shagging can seriously damage your carpet fibres. |
• | Repeated use may lead to addiction. |
• | In the morning objects in here may not be as attractive as they currently appear. |
• | The explanation that you have been using black dental floss is unlikely to be believed. |
• | Lipstick smears may not be limited to the face and upper parts of your body. |
• | The hard-luck stories this model is programmed to recite may not be entirely true. |
• | When she's got you by the short and curlies your heart and wallet will follow. |
• | Supplied as is, where is, no warranty expressed or implied. |
• | If you have to ask the price you probably can't afford me. |
• | There is no guarantee that the contents will match the packaging and perform as advertised. |
• | Do not handle the goods unless you intend to buy. |
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| | WARNING This product is exceptionally addictive, overuse can and almost certainly will lead to extreme complications, the least of which will be financial loss. Physical side effects can include involuntary low throat growling upon observing dance floors, an inability to enter any public space in Indonesia where young females are gathered without losing all trace of previous thoughts and concern for prior business. Older users may also find occurrences of Repetitive Stress Disorder in their right hand thumbs due to the obsessive need to master the techniques of SMS, this can also be complicated by early onset of senility if they actually try to remember who exactly are 'Fitri', 'Novi', 'Ella' etc. Users of this product who are already in long term relationships may develop compulsive shredding disorder and thereby lose all trace of credit card receipts and statements as well as bar and hotel bills. An ability to explain long absences is strongly recommended before indulging in this product. The most damaging result of overuse will not be felt until the user returns to a Western country, where he can expect to experience a complete and total loss of libido in the presence of Western women. BE WARNED! |
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Saturday, June 25, 2005
Someone to admire...Touched by his speech...
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Thursday, June 23, 2005
aha! inget satu lagu lagi... yang ini agak "ora' nggenah", jadi bagi yang tidak tahan, mohon melewati postingan ini...
Yankee Doodle
yankee doodle came 2 town..
riding on a lady...
hit a bump,
made a hump,
and now they have a baby..
yankee doodle came 2 town..
riding on a baby..
went around a corner just in time
to see a naked lady..
hmm... i forgot which verse was 1st... did i really sing these songs in 3rd grade elementary school..? haha...
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HGAAAA!!! HGGAAAAAA!!!
it's 8pm n im still in d office.. grrrr... adhiiiit wher r u....???
okay... i have d office key..adhit said he was gonna come 2d office in d afternoon so i thought i'll give him d key... afternoon came n adhit's still not here..
amir called 'im and was told he'd be here @(+/-)7pm.. so amir n i played warcraft 2kill d time.. actually, i wanted company 4 waiting on adhit.. its 7.30 n it starts to rain... hmm... dat means i'll have2wait for d rain..
8pm and still pouring.. ok, what the hell... im gettin outta here... so i told amir,"mir, let's just go home.. screw the rain(actually i was hoping he'd give me a ride 2my car on his motorbike)..." and he replied," im not going home.. im sleepin in d office 2nite... WHAT?? ur sleeping in d office??? y didnt u tell me??? what the hell did i wait 4 adhit 4?? i shouldve just gone home after office hours!!! @ dis time i'd probably hav had a warm dinner and just gotten outta long hot bubble bath.. grrrr....
but i guess it wasnt to be.. coz here i am stuck, rain pouring outside... haah... guess i'll just read other people's blogs 2pass d time... wait! i just bought a book yesterday.. guess i'll read...
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Names
A couple of days ago, i tried to find my long lost childhood friends from the states.. I suddenly realized that names were all i have to track them down.. Here are a list of names that suddenly popped in my mind:
- Roddrick o'neal, u wer my 1st fight in d US.. haha i gave u dat shiner, n u punched my stomach so hard i threw up..
- Heather,d 1st person dat welcomed me in my 1st apartment.. we wer best friends. we had picnics, swam 2gether.. this lovely freckeled blonde was my 1st crush..i was so sad when u moved 2 pennsylvania..
- Jason and Joshua beebe, wow.. how could i forget them? jason the fighter(who is a spitting image of luke skywalker in Starwars4,5,6), and joshua the geek.. we wer the bestest of friends.. remember the sleepovers we had? the "i am an idiot" club? haha.. we all hugged n cried when ur mom said u had 2 move 2 another state..
- Mrs. Williams.. my 1st teacher ther.. haha i remember ur face whenever u scold me..
- My ESOL teacher, Mrs.Somera.. i can never repay u for helping me adjust.. after this post, i'll email u...
- My beautiful 3rd grade teacher Mrs.Acker..thank u 4everythin..
- Mr.Scott, the vietnam veteran who still wears his MiA friend's dogtag..ur face would be all red when u got mad hehe u rily made my 4th grade worthwile..
- All the teachers.. i suddenly miss them all.. how could i not?
- Sara! hehe.. my beautiful, sortof tomboy, 4th grade classmate that knows signlanguage..remember when u asked my mom on my 10th b-day whether i could b ur future husband..hehe..
- Brad o'neal.. 5th grade classmate that turned out 2b roddrick's cousin...
- April..the gorgeous, but deadly, classmate.. u 1nce punched brad 4 harrasing u n he flew n broke some chairs.. haha wow..
- Yixing Qin(prononunced yi sying chin) and paris patel.. my advanced math classmates.. we tried 2understand 10th grade math in 5th grade.. The tutor was imported from china hehe so Yixing sumtimes had 2b a translator..and so many other names dat hav touched my life..
- oya rodrigo, little carlos, wei joo lee..
how can shakespeare say "what's in a name?" a name can suddenly make u remember the past. it can make u laugh, smile, sad, mourn, thankful, or even cry.. i regret of not remembering the full name of all of the people that matter 2me.. friends, rivals, enemies, teachers, my judo master.. names r d only lead i hav of ever finding my long lost friends.. so shakespeare... what's in a name u say? to me... a lot..
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Monday, June 20, 2005
songs from childhood...
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the blooper song
ridin' down the highway,
bangin on the floor..
(name) made a blooper
and blew us out the door
the tires couldnt make it
the engines fell apart
all bcoz of (name)'s SUPERSONIC FART!
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k-i-s-s-i-n-g
(name) and (name) sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
1st comes love
then comes marriage
then comes baby in a baby carriage
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joy 2 d world
(sing using the "joy 2 d world" tune):
joy to the world
santa's dead
we barbecued his head
what happened to his body
we flushed it down the poddy
round and round it goes..
round and round it goes..
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so many more songs from childhood dat i cant seem 2 remember @ d moment..
haah.. i miss childhood...
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Friday, June 17, 2005
hehe my last posting got me remembering a short song i 1nce knew..
The Death Song
have u ever thought as a hearse go by
that u may b the next 2 die
they wrap u up in a big white sheet
from ur head down 2 ur feet
n the worms crawl in
n the worms crawl out
in ur stomach and out ur snout
n ur eyes fall out
n ur teeth decay
n dat is d end of ur perfect day
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Dreams...
a whiff of imagination? past memories intertwined as 1? future readings? message from the Almighty..?
happy dreams, scary dreams, strange dreams, death dreams... what do they all mean..?
3 top death dreams i can remember:
1. eaten by a giant(4yrs ago). this may sound funny, but u'd think otherwise if u dreamt being eaten by a monster and feel (in the dream of course) ur bones being crushed until u black out n die.. n dats not d worst part..the dream happened like 10x dat nite. each dream variates in the way i try 2 escape, but always ends the same way...
2. gas explotion(2yrs ago). im paranoid bout gasses.. i was @ d beach wit friends.. when we went inside the cottage, i smelt a gas leak. then a dumb friend walked in wit a lighted ciggar.. the whole place exploded n i can smell n see in slow motion the flames burn every1 as it inevitably swallows me whole.. the smell of burnt flesh and watching powerless as the flames digest the bones bit by bit.
3. end of days(2yrs ago). the location is again on the beach.. we wer playing on the sand.. then suddenly a large tidal wave comes this way.. it rises more than 20metres... its not like the tsunami video last year wher the sea level rises, but it was like a normal wave... only many times higher than normal... every1 was running including me.. but how can u outrun raging waters? i cant describe the feeling of being turned inside out by the water.. drowning has always been my biggest fear on how to "go"..
were they just my mind playing tricks? or was it some kind of message..? i dunno.. but those kinda dreams make u respect life knowing u could die anytime.. at least 4me those dreams got me thinkin...
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Thursday, June 16, 2005
DON'T LOOK UP!
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30 things guys want girls to know
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you do.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
"Stars Hide Fires.... Let Light Not See My Black and Dark Desires..."
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hasnt been an excellent day so far...
woke up @4.30 and upset that i missed the inter-roma final..
then after praying, went back 2 sleep...
woke up again to a nice, warm sunshine through my window...
8am and im late 4 work!!!
830 i was on my way.. had to detour several times because yesterday rained, alias there wer BLOODY FLOODS!!!
i made it to the office @10am and as i was getting outta d car, i realized the lunch ive packed this morning was still in its plastic bag on the dinner table @home.. d'oh!
just as i closed the car's door, my stomach started rumbling and i started running... to the toilet that is...
not a very good start to the day...
i hope the 2nd half of the day gets better... not that im hoping 2much since i'll be reviewing a contract and studying hibernate again... *sigh...
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005
okaay... whoever said that blogging gets rid of ur stress and is fun to do?!?!?
im a newbie in this kinda thing.. i wanted to post a picture above my profile and was told to download a Hello program.. before downloading, i had to register on the damn website.. that was already time wasting.. guess what?? the crappy program was 1.5MB (which takes time when downloaded from my office).. after installing the dumb useless program, i tried uploading my picture to this blog.. so the imbisil program posted the picture as message post (did i mention the program was dumb?).. aaargh!! i asked a colleague and it turns out i didnt have to download the *&!!@# program!!! all i had to do was edit the template...
okay.. i can do that... piece of cake right..? so i went to the dashboard and edited the template.. wait a minute.. where's the line of code im supposed to edit? it's not ther! i tried ctrl+F(search key word) and looked for "About Me".. guess what.. it doesnt search inside a text box.. so i copy pasted the whole code to a notepad and searched again... its not there!! so i opened another window, viewed my blog, right-clicked on the mouse and chose "View page source". i finally found the words "About Me" under the "
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This is my 1st posting so maklum lah... ok? hehe
Today was a good day...
went to im2 in the morning.. adhit installed the system, boy n i discussed the contract..
then we had lunch @citos..
the rain was pouring mad! but what the hell..
adhit had a toothache, so he was cryin asking us 2 go back 2 d office...
so here i am in d office tryin 2 write my 1st blog..
huahem... suddenly so sleepy...
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